Submit! Update

Source. Source. A 27-year veteran of the Utah Air National Guard said he was reprimanded after he wrote a letter objecting to a gay wedding in the West Point chapel…

See The Dancing Briggs

A reminder that the purpose of this site is mercenary and that I am sitting in the queue waiting to be flagged down and hired by you. It turns out,…

A True Hat Story

So I'm in Detroit Metro in line, folks edging closer to the gate hoping they'll score an early board and have room for their three carry ons. It's supposed to…

Obesity Is Now A “Disease”

No surprise that diseases are political. What are we marching "against" this week? Never mind. What you might not have known is that how the word is applied is decided…

Gentlemen, Don’t Do It

Don't have "a little work done." The only time you should be under the knife is when the surgeon is cutting out the round you took Defending the Innocent. And…

Sharks. Tornadoes. SHARKNADOES!

Looks like the Vatican picked the right week to announce the upcoming canonizations of Saints-to-be John Paul II and John XXIII. All their holiness and more will be required to…