I thought it would be fun to compile a list of self-important celebrities who promise to move to Canada/England/Russia etc. when McCain wins the election. If anybody knows of any…

"Zombie attacks to increase due to global warming" rang the headline on this blog seven moons ago. So said eminent zombiologist and scientist Dr Harrister, BS, MS, PhD, OMGWAG. Who…

Quick Quiz: what do you call an exceptionally nervous busybody who perpetually overestimates risk and on whose lips are forever the phrase, "Something must be done!" Answer: That person is…

Komodo dragons have been eating a lot of people in Indonesia lately and the locals blame environmentalists, as reported by Yaroslav Trofimov at the Wall Street Journal (a subscription is…

I stole that title from WNBC's web site, where they have a similarly titled story. The only reason I bring this to your attention---the story itself is ludicrous on its…

The following is a scientific study: Extremely fit have larger carbon footprints than do couch potatoes by Dr H. Harrister, BS, MS, PhD, OBWAG 1. INTRODUCTION Ever since the Supreme…