We’ve had many contests over the years, dear readers, varying in their difficulty and intellectual challenge. This time I have the true test, the consummate conundrum, the summit of stumpers. I’m launching […]
The battle rages on but—spoiler alert—Jesus wins in the end. Christianity, the only going religion based on historical events. Go to Mass. See what you’re missing.
Here is my new novel, in its entirety, a cynical attempt to cash in on the teen fiction phenomenon with its obligatory grrl power heroes, heroine being a dead word. Qristol Vulva […]
Never mind the photographic inadequacies—you will never see anything to beat this ad. If you think you’ve seen one better, let us know.
There is something about a tyrant or the smell of blood that brings out the whiskers. Scoff if you like, but there isn’t anybody alive since 1940 who doesn’t know that ‘stache. […]
The Atlantic, the magazine that thinks well of itself, wants to create a new holiday, the old ones having grown stale. With that in mind: We’re in search of a new holiday. […]
How’d we do? Let me put it this way: the Magic 8 Ball is in no danger of losing its position as top soothsayer. We were game, but overall there was a […]
As has been our tradition these many years, it’s time to register our predictions for the coming year. We look at how well we did last year tomorrow. Rules: Number your predictions, […]