The truck and trailer took up a good chunk of main street. It was blasting 70s disco. Flags festooned the one-float parade fore and aft. It was a party. Pickup trucks and […]
Trump Up North
Happy Birthday, America!
Happy Birthday to the best country every to have existed! Race baiters, antifa, blood-lusting atheists, professors, bureaucrats, thugs, and other assorted lowlifes are trying to take it from us. I say we […]
These Are The People Giving You Health Advice
Transgender Pennsylvania Health Director Melts Down In Press Conference After Reporter Uses Wrong Pronoun https://t.co/5A29oQNI1x pic.twitter.com/bRtsZRi0t2 — The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) May 14, 2020 This man is in charge of Pennsylvania’s health […]
Israeli Police Attempt Arrest Of White-Robed Man For Violating Social Distancing Guidelines
Jerusalem — Israelis police attempted to arrest a man they found emerging from a small cave outside the city earlier today. The arrest did not go as planned, however, as the man […]
What The Heck Is Going On — Guest Post by A. Dismas
EDITOR’S NOTE: This is just one of many extreme theories making the rounds. Even though half the damned planet is locked down, I still don’t believe the theory below. I post it […]
I Was Wrong: An Official Apology
The Bishops in their safety-first, safety-last! wisdom—and there is no man wiser than a modern American Bishop—have banned the public from mass, and from the confessional. Unless the penitent is near death. […]
Are Movies Getting Worse?
This post originally ran 26 July 2011. I should have mentioned the recency bias in the citizens, and that most critics nowadays are woke dweebs. But this was before the Great Awokening, […]
A Priest And A Reporter Walk Into A Bar — A Mini Play In One Act
This post originally ran 6 October 2012. PLAYERS: Father Quinn, in uniform. A Bartender, Murphy, in uniform. A reporter, Bradford, looking hip. Other patrons may be added as set dressing, but who […]
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