Hire Me The government doesn’t have a monopoly on research funding. But if you add in the funds of so-called non-governmental organizations—which, as has been noted, announce by their name that they […]
CONTEST! Produce Better Parody Of Christianity Than Nicholas Kristof & Serene Jones
We’ve had many contests over the years, dear readers, varying in their difficulty and intellectual challenge. This time I have the true test, the consummate conundrum, the summit of stumpers. I’m launching […]
Happy Resurrection Day!
The battle rages on but—spoiler alert—Jesus wins in the end. Christianity, the only going religion based on historical events. Go to Mass. See what you’re missing.
Realistic Female Hero Novel
Here is my new novel, in its entirety, a cynical attempt to cash in on the teen fiction phenomenon with its obligatory grrl power heroes, heroine being a dead word. Qristol Vulva […]
The Most Effective Advertisement You’ll Ever See
Never mind the photographic inadequacies—you will never see anything to beat this ad. If you think you’ve seen one better, let us know.
Great Moustaches In History
There is something about a tyrant or the smell of blood that brings out the whiskers. Scoff if you like, but there isn’t anybody alive since 1940 who doesn’t know that ‘stache. […]
The Atlantic Wants Help In Creating A New Holiday. Let’s Help!
The Atlantic, the magazine that thinks well of itself, wants to create a new holiday, the old ones having grown stale. With that in mind: We’re in search of a new holiday. […]
How’d We Do On Our 2018 Predictions?
How’d we do? Let me put it this way: the Magic 8 Ball is in no danger of losing its position as top soothsayer. We were game, but overall there was a […]
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