Sung to Shaving Cream. Covfefe = cov-fee-fee.
The night Donald Trump took to Twitter
Elites had a terrible fit
Trump warned the world of covfefe
And Tweet streams were filled up with sh—
—Shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and
you’ll always look keen.
There came many calls for impeachment
Reporters were having a snit
But sane men dismissed these as ravings
Made by weak minds stuffed chock full of sh—
—Shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and
you’ll always look keen.
Yet Trump had not finished his trolling
He came back on line for a bit
What’s “the true meaning of covfefe“?
All reason and calm went to sh–
—Shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and
you’ll always look keen.
Elites were sure covfefe was code
A secret Trump had to admit
It’s true the meaning’s encrypted:
The elite Left is clean full of sh–
—Shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and
you’ll always look keen.
I’m still not understanding twitter
John B(), Twitter is the digital version of an unsupervised elementary school playground.
LOLOL! Love it!
Gary
So there are bullies, whiners and tattlers …
This is now stuff … I just saw a CNN crawl that Anderson Cooper reads Covfefe tweets! WOW!
God Bless them. They’re wonderful. LOL 😀
Nail meet hammer. Hammer meet nail. Contact!
What Twits need is a proper education!
Cookery:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi9AERpkdz8
Italian vocab and etiquette:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbccjLohfD8
Foraging for mushrooms in the hedgerows and forests and general outsiderness:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc6vkoh940M
Yet covfefe will end up in jail sooner than later
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Who’s coffefer?
You forgot the classic ending! (1946, by Benny Bell)
And now folks my story is ended,
I think it is time I should quit.
If any of you is offended,
Stick your head in a barrel of…
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