Telepathic War with Aliens! And it’s happening now!
Aliens have already infiltrated the UN, and maybe even the White House. They are abducting people left and right and in between. It’s a full blown battle.
Don’t become a casualty.
That’s right, only one thing can stop it: thought screen helmets. Don’t have your own supply? Then you can buy one, or construct one using helpful instructions provided at Stop Abductions!
It is impossible to argue with their logical ad pitch:
Aliens will try to stop you from wearing the helmet both mentally and physically. Remember that they can read your mind. Before you make one they may try to influence you that you donâ€™t need one. Once you start wearing a helmet they may harass you or perhaps threaten to kill a pet in retaliation. They are good at manipulating your spouse to have a conflict with you about wearing the helmet. If you forget to wear it one time they may physically hurt you. They have done these things to a minority of abductees wearing helmets. Most abductees report complete success with the helmet when they wear it as much as they can.
Need more proof? The woman in this photo was not abducted!