Gentlemen, Don’t Do It

Don't have "a little work done." The only time you should be under the knife is when the surgeon is cutting out the round you took Defending the Innocent. And…

Sharks. Tornadoes. SHARKNADOES!

Looks like the Vatican picked the right week to announce the upcoming canonizations of Saints-to-be John Paul II and John XXIII. All their holiness and more will be required to…