Looks like the Vatican picked the right week to announce the upcoming canonizations of Saints-to-be John Paul II and John XXIII. All their holiness and more will be required to handle the latest calamity.
No, I don’t mean a weakened populace demanding government do “just one more thing” for them. Nor do I hint at how our police became a military force with us at its enemies (all militaries have enemies).
It will take more than a blessing to stop the unrelenting force of ravenous, sharp-toothed beasts from the sea riding on the wings of tornadoes!
SHARKNADO! A new documentary by the studio that brought you the classics Frankenfish, Chupacabra vs. The Alamo and the terrifying Shark Swarm, Sharktopus, Swamp Shark, Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy, Jersey Shore Shark Attack, Malibu Shark Attack, and the haunting Dinoshark comes SHARKNADO!
A movie which asks, “What would happen if a chain of tornadoes sucked up hundreds of sharks and flung them at B and C actors in Los Angeles?”
I’ll tell you what: horror!