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Hillary 4.0 Is On The Way!

The Wall Street Journal speaks! Hillary Will Run Again: Reinventing herself as a liberal firebrand, Mrs. Clinton will easily capture the 2020 nomination.

Get ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0. More than 30 years in the making, this new version of Mrs. Clinton, when she runs for president in 2020, will come full circle—back to the universal-health-care-promoting progressive firebrand of 1994. True to her name, Mrs. Clinton will fight this out until the last dog dies. She won’t let a little thing like two stunning defeats stand in the way of her claim to the White House.

Licking her wounds, Mrs. Clinton served as secretary of state while she planned her comeback….[Cue that dog barking.]…

Claims of a Russian conspiracy and the unfairness of the Electoral College shielded Mrs. Clinton from ever truly conceding she had lost. She was robbed, she told herself, yet again…

Don’t pay much attention to the “I won’t run” declarations. Mrs. Clinton knows both Mr. Clinton and Mr. Obama declared they weren’t running, until they ran. She may even skip Iowa and enter the race later, but rest assured that, one way or another, Hillary 4.0 is on the way.

Mr. Penn was a pollster and senior adviser to Bill and Hillary Clinton from 1995-2008. Mr. Stein is a former Democratic Manhattan borough president and president of the New York City Council.

“She has my vote!” — Ross Douthat (@DouthatNYT)

“I felt a surge of estrogen!” –Bill Kristol (@BillKristol)

“Huminahuminahumina!” –Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO)

The conservatives have made their choice. Have you?

5 thoughts on “Hillary 4.0 Is On The Way! Leave a comment

  1. Hillary’s gonna be your man!
    “keep on running”.
    (She’s not really..ONLY JOKING!!!!!!!!
    The future’s bright.

    Trump is going to win again.
    “you win again…” beeGees.
    Just worth mentioning I don’t check the lyrics properly before suggesting songs!

    caveat emptor…

  2. Can Hillary survive that long? She has a lot of apparent health issues (physical, medical, psychological, political, moral, legal, ethical, cognitive, empathic, charismatic, etc). About all she has, and ever really had for that matter, is her acquired surname and her assigned gender.

    I would say that if Nancy Pelosi gets the House Speakership, then Hillary should go for it. If Pelosi gets rejected, then the Demonacrats aren’t total blithering idiots, a basic requirement for another Hillary presidential run.

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