In addition to reporting hate crime, please report non-crime hate incidents, which can include things like offensive or insulting comments, online, in person or in writing. Hate will not be tolerated in South Yorkshire. Report it and put a stop to it #HateHurtsSY pic.twitter.com/p2xf6OLoQZ
— SouthYorkshirePolice (@syptweet) September 9, 2018
I hate the policy South Yorkshire Police to report hate. I loathe it. I abominate it. I don’t like it even a little bit.
I admit it. I am a hate criminal. A furious feeler. A choleric cogitator. A rabid reasoner. An enraged estimator. A raging rationalizer. A bile-filled brain-worker. Do your duty. Report me.
The tweet, if they haven’t deleted it by now or if you can’t view it, reads:
In addition to reporting hate crime, please report non-crime hate incidents, which can include things like offensive or insulting comments, online, in person or in writing. Hate will not be tolerated in South Yorkshire. Report it and put a stop to it #HateHurtsSY
I have heard it is insulting in England to call somebody a wanker. I haven’t looked up the etymology of this word, and am not entirely sure of its proper use, but I think I can guess it. I anyway mean it in its most insulting sense, whatever that might be. The South Yorkshire Police are wankers. Dirty, nasty wankers.
Report me. My insult was made online and in writing, and is therefore eligible for reporting as a non-crime hate incident. It will not be tolerated in South Yorkshire. Report it.
Rat me out. Earn yourself points with the thought police by turning me in. It’s for the good of all mankind. I beg you. Stop me before I insult them a second time. If you don’t rat me out, I promise I will send a second hate insult their way. And the second one will be worse than the first. I do not joke nor jest. I am a rogue criminal on the loose and must be stopped.
Report below if you have tweeted to the South Yorkshire ratting me out. If nobody does this within twenty-four hours, I will create a second non-crime hate incident. This is not a threat. This is a promise. For every day that goes by without my being reported, I will create another non-crime hate incident. Don’t let me get away with this.
I am not sure my incident, which is certainly a hate incident, is a criminal hate incident. The tweet also says (inside a graphic):
Hate crime is an incident or crime, which is perceived to be motivated by prejudice or hostility against a person’s race, faith, disability, sexual orientation, gender identity.
Now I do not know the race of any South Yorkshire policeman, policewoman, or policeit. I also am unaware of the faith, or more likely the lack of it, of any South Yorkshire policecreature. Likewise, and again while I have my suspicions, I do not know if any South Yorkshire policecreature is sexually “oriented” to, say, children or fairground rides. In the same manner, I plead ignorance of any brave South Yorkshire policecreature’s gender identity.
But I do tell you—you do not have to guess!—my hate incident was motivated entirely and completely by the disability of the policecreatures responsible for this South Yorkshire Police tweet. I am also quite hostile and prejudiced against this disability. There is no reason to investigate my motive. I am telling you outright. There is no reason to call me a “suspect.” I am guilty by my own admission.
The bottom of the tweet (again in a graphic) reads:
Hate hurts. Report it and put a stop to it.
No-one should have to live with fear, anxiety, or consequences of being ‘different’.
Hate hurts? I hope my hate stings. I hope it wounds. I pray it grieves.
And you heard them. Report it and put a stop to it. If you don’t, there will be more.
I say—I insist—the South Yorkshire Police must and should have to live with the fear, anxiety and consequences of their being “different.”
The disability of which I speak, why I say they are (in full scare quotes) “different”, is their lack of mental ability to grasp the idiocy of their position. The mental retardation that caused these wankers (there it is again!) to say “No-one should have to live with…consequences of being ‘different'” is nothing less than awe-inspiringly stupid.
Should a man who believes his career lies in lightening banks of their cash by shotgun incentive live with the consequences of his being “different”? No!, say the South Yorkshire Police.
Should a man who digs up bodies from the graveyard and simulates sex with them have to live with the fear, anxiety, or consequences of being “different”? No!, say the South Yorkshire Police.
The mentally disabled South Yorkshire Police are wankers. They are also, it turns out, in some cases rapists and procurers.