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Covfefe Sing-A-Long

Sung to Shaving Cream. Covfefe = cov-fee-fee.

The night Donald Trump took to Twitter
Elites had a terrible fit
Trump warned the world of covfefe
And Tweet streams were filled up with sh—

—Shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and
you’ll always look keen.

There came many calls for impeachment
Reporters were having a snit
But sane men dismissed these as ravings
Made by weak minds stuffed chock full of sh—

—Shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and
you’ll always look keen.

Yet Trump had not finished his trolling
He came back on line for a bit
What’s “the true meaning of covfefe“?
All reason and calm went to sh–

—Shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and
you’ll always look keen.

Elites were sure covfefe was code
A secret Trump had to admit
It’s true the meaning’s encrypted:
The elite Left is clean full of sh–

—Shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and
you’ll always look keen.

11 thoughts on “Covfefe Sing-A-Long Leave a comment

  1. John B(), Twitter is the digital version of an unsupervised elementary school playground.

  2. Gary
    So there are bullies, whiners and tattlers …

    This is now stuff … I just saw a CNN crawl that Anderson Cooper reads Covfefe tweets! WOW!

  3. You forgot the classic ending! (1946, by Benny Bell)

    And now folks my story is ended,
    I think it is time I should quit.
    If any of you is offended,
    Stick your head in a barrel of…

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