Today’s post is at The Stream: Our Leaders Have Spoken: Global Warming Causes Terrorism.
So global warming caused ISIS to dispatch a team of bloodthirsty satanic malevolent maniacs to Paris to slaughter as many non-Muslims, and to gain as much publicity, as possible. Bernie Sanders said so.
Who remembers when members of ISIS placed a man in the path of a tank, ran the tank over the man popping him like a balloon, and then ISIS posted videos bragging of it? Global warming made them do it. Hillary Clinton says so.
Hey: how about when ISIS corralled a group of Christian women living in Syria and then raped a goodly proportion of them to death and shot a few others for fun? Global warming again. And don’t let’s forget the many times orange-clad men were led to a beach to have their heads shaved off by ISIS. Allahu Akbar? No! Global Warming!
This isn’t me saying it. It’s Barack Obama. He said global warming is biggest threat we face. But Mr Obama was only echoing his betters who will gather in two weeks in Paris to decide the pre-determined conclusion that global warming is a security threat of such magnitude that we are forced to sign over control of significant portions of our economies to the United Nations.
What a sight it will be! Angela Merkel, Barrack Obama, David Cameron, even Francois Hollande himself, will march somberly through blood-stained streets, file past the many coffins from the Paris attack, proceed to the UN’s padded conference room, and there from on high they will announce to the world that the horrors they have witnessed were caused by global warming. And that if we don’t act now, global warming will cause more men to suddenly wake of a morning and say to themselves, “I will kill in the name of Allah.”
Go there to read the rest. Especially about how it’s not global warming itself that causes havoc, since there hasn’t been any global warming, but the mere thought of it’s possibility is what kills.