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August 24, 2015 at 10:14 am
Lake Michigan post comment:
August 24, 2015 at 11:16 am
A little light reading about the lake, from the people you trust:
There aren’t any abandoned gold mines near you?
August 24, 2015 at 11:58 am
Be content, Matt. Everyone deserves a break now and then!
August 24, 2015 at 12:37 pm
Bob – you jostled a brain cell …
Sort of a “New Age” kinda thing but also reminiscent of St. Francis
Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter;
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals;
and everywhere life is full of heroism.
Especially, do not feign affection.
Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass.
Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be,
and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.
With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy.
© Max Ehrmann 1927
August 24, 2015 at 12:48 pm
I’d like to see pics of water and fish, neither of which we have here
August 24, 2015 at 2:30 pm
That’s pretty cool – how do you make the text fade to white like that? Kinda annoying to try to read, though.
August 24, 2015 at 2:47 pm
4 out of 5 lakes prefer Michigan.
August 24, 2015 at 3:11 pm
I’m curious. What does an unemployed person take a vacation from? Unemployment? Are you digging ditches or something?
August 24, 2015 at 7:36 pm
August 24, 2015 at 9:13 pm
You reminded me of something funnier:
“Deteriorata” – National Lampoon
Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss, and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
and despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
Remember The Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.
Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you –
That lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore. It will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan.
And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.
For a good time, call 606-4311. Ask for Ken.
Take heart in the bedeepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
And reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot,
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore, make peace with your god,
Whatever you perceive him to be – hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
The world continues to deteriorate.
August 24, 2015 at 11:43 pm
Watch out for icebergs. It would really suck having the epithet, Killed by Gorebull Warming.
August 26, 2015 at 6:27 pm
Where does Lake Michigan go when it is on vacation? The mountains?
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