We all know, agree, believe, and desire that the end is nigh, that the tipping point to climate chaos is only minutes away, that we’ve already seen and suffered the horrible effects of climate change, and that if we don’t do something This Is It.
Unfortunately, we are not the public. The Consensus, i.e. 97% civilian agreement, is that climatologists are full of hot air. Civilians reason that for two decades scientists have been tootling the Trump of Doom, yet the end has not only not yet come, the heat promised by the scientists has gone missing, therefore the scientists must be nuts.
Forecasts have said the temperature should be ever increasing, yet actual observations proved that nothing has happened. Yet since the Science is settled, therefore the temperatures must have really gone up even though nobody has seen it—it must be that Global Warming has gone missing.
Communications experts know that if we are to restore the panic and dread which is necessary to create change in democracies, we have to find that missing Global Warming. The IPCC has thus dispatched several international teams of experts and charged them not to return without it.
This is why the IPCC is releasing these publicity photos, as a means to Raise Awareness. Enlightened Education Theory proves that once one’s awareness has been raised, one has no choice but to the believe the Correct Thing.
So please help me and the IPCC get the word out. Let’s locate that missing Global Warming before it’s too late and a full 100% of the public stops caring.
P.S. If anybody thinks they may have seen Global Warming, leave a comment below and I’ll make sure it gets to the UN.