I am available, for a fee, for any of at least these activities:

  • Penning articles, reports, stories. Obituaries for my enemies are free of charge;
  • Contract research—much requested; order early for the holiday rush.
  • Telling you and your company just why what you’re doing is wrong.
  • Uncertainty analysis of all kinds;
  • Lecturing, speaking, teaching, seminars, holding forth.

Past clients include:

  • Wall Street Journal,
  • Cornell University,
  • New York Methodist Hospital,
  • Delta-X Research;
  • Marketing firms, Real estate companies, and many more.

All work cheerfully undertaken. Contact me today. No, really: today.