I am available, for a fee, for any of at least these activities:
- Penning articles, reports, stories. Obituaries for my enemies are free of charge;
- Contract research—much requested; order early for the holiday rush.
- Telling you and your company just why what you’re doing is wrong.
- Uncertainty analysis of all kinds;
- Lecturing, speaking, teaching, seminars, holding forth.
Past clients include:
- Wall Street Journal,
- Cornell University,
- New York Methodist Hospital,
- Delta-X Research;
- Marketing firms, Real estate companies, and many more.
All work cheerfully undertaken. Contact me today. No, really: today.